Friday, April 25, 2008

Humor and Fun

An old friend has actually been perusing my blog and enjoyed some earlier post with jokes. I haven't put anything gun up in a while... here's a joke about Charlotte's own, Billy Graham:



Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement. When his planearrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home in Montreat. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver. "You know" he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Wouldyou mind if I drove it for a while?" The driver said, "No problem. Have at it." "Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap. The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his patrol car tobegin the procedure. The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was rolled downhe was surprised to see who was driving. He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor. He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law but I also knowthat important people are sometimes given certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person.""The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?" The young trooper said, "No, he's more important than that." The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the president." The young trooper said, "Not, he's even more important than that." The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?" The young trooper said, "I think it's Jesus because he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur !!!!!



Hah! I didn't see that one coming. And now for a fun website, Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement. When his planearrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home in Montreat. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver. "You know" he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Wouldyou mind if I drove it for a while?" The driver said, "No problem. Have at it." "Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap. The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his patrol car tobegin the procedure. The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was rolled downhe was surprised to see who was driving. He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor. He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law but I also knowthat important people are sometimes given certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person.""The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?" The young trooper said, "No, he's more important than that." The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the president." The young trooper said, "Not, he's even more important than that." The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?" The young trooper said, "I think it's Jesus because he's got Billy Grahamfor a chauffeur !!!!!

And now for a fun website: Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement. When his planearrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home in Montreat. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver. "You know" he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Wouldyou mind if I drove it for a while?" The driver said, "No problem. Have at it." "Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap. The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his patrol car tobegin the procedure. The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was rolled downhe was surprised to see who was driving. He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor. He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law but I also knowthat important people are sometimes given certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person.""The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?" The young trooper said, "No, he's more important than that." The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the president." The young trooper said, "Not, he's even more important than that." The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?" The young trooper said, "I think it's Jesus because he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur !!!!!


Here's a fun youtube video called crazy worms: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjNhyeje0g0&NR=1

If that doesn't take you to it just go to you tube and type in crazy worms, they're fun. I also recommend muffinfilms.com and Evil Strawberry: I believe both of those are on earlier posts.

1 comment:

Phoenix said...

Oh Heather you're repeating yourself again!! That is a good joke. Signed- A. Friend